Name – Donovan Eckstrom
Riding – Edmonton Strathcona
I promise to bring Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, the Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William to Edmonton to aid in the Alberta government’s Royalty Review.
I promise the first legislation that would be passed in a Rhinoceros Party government will be Bill B-52 which would give all of the information from Bill C-51 to the band for them to perform Rock Lobster to suspected terrorists.
With regards to the Canadian artists, I promise to work on launching their careers globally through the usage of cannons and catapults.
I promise for the CBC to get all of the TV shows rejected by every American channel because what is more Canadian than America’s rejected ideals, like usable public health care, strong social programs and terrible television shows?